The story of Kiwi and nanana Batman...

Subject: The story of Kiwi and nanana Batman... Mon Nov 05, 2007 5:55 am

Once upon a time a little girl called Sandra got lost in the big scary forest.
She did what she always learned too do. She hug a tree.
Suddenly a big bear came and roared at her! She stood very still, didnt move an inch. But then the tree started too lift the branch up and healed the bear! Then she fainted.

-"Where am I?"
She opened her eyes and it was all blurry. She blinked and after a few seconds she saw a green little kiwi in front of her.
-"I am Kiwi." It said, with a voice filled of love and kindness. "I saw in the spring of Darnassus that you were in danger and rolled as fast as a Kiwi can roll, too save you. But I didn´t save you all on my own..."

A dark shape stepped out of the shadows.
-"I am Batman."
-"Eh?" That was all Sandra managed to say.

Was it all true? A Kiwi? Batman?
-"But... Why did you save me?" She had to ask.
Batmans dark and deep voice filled the room.
-"We saw you in the spring, and felt a connection. A bound. If you agree we will learn you how to defend yourself, how to fight. And Kiwi here will teach you how to roll, really fast. You should have seen him, he went WRROOOOMM!" He laughed, so did Sandra and Kiwi.

-"Sleep now, little girl. You will need it."

Sandra fall asleep, happy and with a smile on her lips.
And all the days after she, KIWI! and nananana BATMAN! frekking PWNED everyone Very Happy

Subject: Re: The story of Kiwi and nanana Batman... Mon Nov 05, 2007 2:35 pm

Drugs are bad, mkay?

Subject: Re: The story of Kiwi and nanana Batman... Mon Nov 05, 2007 3:21 pm

you can do it its all up to you mkay?

Subject: Re: The story of Kiwi and nanana Batman... Mon Nov 05, 2007 11:35 pm

I dont do drugs. I do... PWNAGE!